SARDARJI JOKES
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY .... =P =D
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Sardar Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or
Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
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Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected. Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000. Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'll Join next month.
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Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it's already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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